CAPTION: Buy Old Spice now and avail of our free smelling promo. Which means you can get sniffed for free (by other people) (not us) (sorry, we’re busy!) Free smelling applies to express smelling and overnight smelling too, nationwide. Maybe even worldwide. And after-worldwide. We don’t know what that means but if we put enough exclamation points maybe it’ll sound exciting!!!!!!!
CAPTION: Are you fast enough? If you are, you must not be human. But whatever you are, if you’ve got armpits, Old Spice is still for you! One spray lasts all day (if you’re human). And if you’re an extraterrestrial being with seven armpits, then you must need very customised shirts. Grab your Old Spice today! *Old Spice does not deliver outside of planet earth
CAPTION: We’re back! And we’re here to remind you that it’s 12.12 o’clock (*at the time of posting). So it’s time to stock-up on Old Spice—because who doesn’t stock-up on things when there are double digits on a post with exclamation points! Remember, one spray lasts all day. And 12 sprays at 12.12 o’clock—is just overdoing it.